I need some sleep...

himilky:

imnotfunsizedimjustfuckingshort:

fox527:

vumor:

Narrating People’s Lives - At a Café

Narrating Ruining People’s Lives - At a Cafe

I can’t stop dying

She gets so excited awww

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

ivoryunknown:

this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

rurone:

phuni:

Twitter / oyari: しらたま子猫時代 …

fucking cats, man
foulmilk:

le23aout:

thepeepholetomysoul:

this has to be one of my all time favourite gifs

yep

aw

foulmilk:

le23aout:

thepeepholetomysoul:

this has to be one of my all time favourite gifs

yep

aw

awwww-cute:

A tiny kitten in deep thought

awwww-cute:

A tiny kitten in deep thought

MBTI most accurate descriptions →

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg….

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

lawebloca:

Tennis Player Grabs Chair to Hug 6’11” Opponent After Match ( video )

lawebloca:

Tennis Player Grabs Chair to Hug 6’11” Opponent After Match ( video )

89cats:

(by Sean Pan)